Just for laughs!

A sister sent me this e-mail. It's a little cheeky.. that's why 'tis fun! haha :D (Italics, my thoughts)


Humourous Christian pick-up lines


Nice Bible. You know Jesus?! Me, too!

God told me to come talk to you.

I know a church where we could go and talk.

How about a hug, sister? (no thanks)

Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy. (why not?)

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? (testing)

The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner? (nice style)

You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!

You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight? (and sit under the ministry of death? 2 Corin 3:7, no thanks!)

Is it a sin that you stole my heart? (haha.. guy must have charm to say this or it'll fall flat)

Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? (Hmm... I want a man though, not a snag)

"You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism."

Do you believe in divine appointment? (I do, are you sure you have one?)

Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before? (toeing the line)

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (please..)

Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug! (desperate)

Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11 (roll of eyes)

Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm.
But how can one keep warm alone?

"I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight." (don't understand)

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name. (cute)